"Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Eat the food. EAT THE FOOD!"
"Do the chickens have large talons?"
"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchucks in there anymore."