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Napoleon Dynamite (Character)

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wack guy
Full Name
ugly ass four eyes
he is ugly asf
First Appearance
he balls are small
Portrayed by
Voiced by
nigga balls

he ugly ass nigga dose not mack

Memorable QuotesEdit

"I caught you a delicious bass."
—Napoleon Dynamite
"Pedro offers you his protection."
—Napoleon Dynamite
"Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Eat the food. EAT THE FOOD!"
—Napoleon Dynamite
"Do the chickens have large talons?"
—Napoleon Dynamite
"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchucks in there anymore."
—Napoleon Dynamite (to Deb)
"You going to eat your tots?"
—Napoleon Dynamite

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